Actually, of course, a telephone is a fantastically rude thing. I mean it’s like going “Speak to me now! Speak to me now! Speak to me now!” And, you know, if you went into somebody’s office and banged on their desk and said “I’m going to make a noise until you speak to me!” it would be considered incredibly rude.

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Which is exactly why I always text first.

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